Thursday, September 28, 2017

Yes, But Could Herb Caen Do Beautiful JPEGs?

The hot spot, ya dig?

Blueprints for a two-bedroom house, courtesy of Robert McGraw (RIP), as a possible floorplan for whatever replaces the current hovel - more on that from my younger brother...

Is it rambutan season already? (And don't eat the seeds, pendejo!)

Agapanthus foliage, for random soothingness...

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Necesito una de esas bicicletas de ONE-SPEED de $100 Walmart está vendiendo! Jajaja!


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Hugh Hefner, passed beyond the veil to the other side of a better place called a euphemism for HE DEAD, BITCHES at 91 godforsaken years old.

Bless your stinky little heart, mummy man of tittyland

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Hey, Madison Avenue! I love this for a pitch for a 20-second spot

[BG MUSIC: Everly Brothers]

[JUMPY, ACTION-PACKED: High-speed hovercraft chase through the bayou - law enforcement in hot pursuit of a dapper, 30-ish man. 

[CUT TO: THE SUN IS EARLY AFTERNOON, BUT IT IS STILL AND TENSE: Adrienne Barbeau on a dock; she needs something, and is looking at her watch.]

[CUT BACK: Young man achieves his goal and delivers the goods; law enforcement gets a look at the meeting as they come up hot on his six, and thinks better of finishing their collar... Back to Ms. Barbeau, who looks visibly relieved; whatever it was she needed, whatever it was the young man risked so much to bring, is the product; cut to graphics - EN FIN]

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Courtesy of the good folks at Newsweek: The people of Puerto Rico need the following: potable water, pharmaceuticals, diesel, toiletries, and more. Send help! https://t.co/zguEsSTOT7

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On the sidebar, please note I am running a Gofundme campaign and have a Venmo account, should any donations be forthcoming... Thanks!

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