Tearooming...

...Or, cottaging (remember the late George Michael's scandal?)

(Courtesy of Arnold Zwicky, about whose inclusion in my blogroll I've been terribly remiss...)

From Colusa to Willows - Random Shots

Yay! An earth mover... Who doesn't love monster equipment (except maybe those of you in traffic behind such... Oops.) - Colusa

Quiero este Schwinn - Couldn't see the price, but definitely on my wish list. - At Walmart, Willows

I'm 40, trollish, delusional and paranoid: I'm often worried that some aggressive 14 year-old is trying to hit it; I better hide in the bathroom. - Stonyford

...And Fight Like Hell for the Living...

皆様、おはようございます。

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Don't let this brief Indian Summer fool you: now is the time to help out where possible - several people die of exposure just in Northern California every winter...

St. Anthony's
Hospitality House
Glide
Salvation Army
Walden House

These are five agencies in San Francisco alone I've given to in the past. There are others who desperately need your assistance in Sacramento, Redding, Napa and elsewhere if you can...

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Anyone for a national referendum in which we vote whether or not to "quarantine" Betty Price?

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SOOPER IMPORTANT ALERT!!! Watch out for a relatively new postal scam, in which your mail is forwarded without your knowledge... Perps, when caught, still get the obligatory five years in the penitentiary, IIRC...

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Tech Tuesdays, October 24, there's a bunch of helpful information on getting your rear in gear with regards to the new normal of the Internet. Save the date!

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Plus.google.com/+WilliamWay has an adult entertainment portal that has received warnings, and to Google I have appealed... Nevertheless, I do not directly feature pornography; rather, I showcase links to pornography and entertainment that is to be used by adults as a masturbatory or sexual aid... Get it while it's hot! (The latest, Joe Schmoe Videos, is too good to pass up!)

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Whence the various elements?

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Best of luck to Julia Louis-Dreyfus on her second bout of chemo!

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If that is your real name LOL... It's been a day and a week since I saw you and your boys - you were underwater at the ferry building, with that puffer fish and other stuff, with those masks, doing that butoh that you do so well...

I had dreams about you yesterday and last night... I want to see you again! I'm in love...

(I did not, however, see the multipurpose surveillance drones of the Von Daniken Gods this morning... Something up? Are they connected? TO ANCIENT ASTRONAUTS AND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE? Oh, well...)

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And to those of you in love with love, there are links to my Gofundme site, my Venmo account, and now, to Paypal.me for William Robert Way, all in the right-hand sidebar. Have at!

Last of the Pictures (For a While) From San Francisco...

Eucalyptus at the Presidio...

Bennington grad Rick Darnell, of Tenderloin Art Lending Library, who informed me that two of my pieces, a diptych, were stolen by art thieves or cultists...

Powell and Market, where the City rolls its sidewalks up by 1800 Pacific Standard, LOL...

Oddly tearjerking plaque at the entrance to that new park at Nob Hill... That park with the EVIL layout...

Nob Hill, with another view of Salesforce Tower (Formerly known as Transbay Tower, it's 326 meters tall! Nothing that tall ever could have been built in San Francisco before innovations in seismic countermeasures...)

*Ding-ding*... My favorite way to make Rice-a-Roni is without the seasoning pack, and with some rinsed, canned chicken... Great for sick people! I made some for Wayne B. when he was in and out of chemo, and he loved it...

SOOPER ALERT: ATTN: Apertskid (AIM/AOL)

As we all know, AOL Instant Messenger will be a fond memory by December, 2017. So before I lose my chance, I'll periodically send this alert out from Blogspot/Facebook/Twitter/Tumblr/elsewhere...

apertskid from AOL INSTANT MESSENGER/AIM, please respond! Here in comments, or to williamrobertway1977@gmail.com!

I know that somebody with Apert's Syndrome got this, my old screenname - Apertskid - and that I would love to strike up correspondence/friendship with this person. I think it's a guy, but I'm not psychic...

Much love,

Joke of a Dude, or, That Damn Shame of a Sissy, Will Way

Perks To Being Me: I'm Not Always Barbara Hershey Getting Raped By The Entity....

I don't share often, vis a vis voices and presences and apparitions and hallucinations and such, but I should tell you, I'm often finding myself kept company by the living and the dead; Joan Crawford and Lisa Kudrow (chemist!) have helped me with laundry and cleaning; there's a couple of Englishmen who adore my cooking, and taste with me; Alicia Moore AKA P!nk likes my singing voice and some boss-ass shit I've done; I was with Carrie Fisher perimortem; Betty Davis went through a treatment similar to what some "evil" voices have done to me - I saw her treatment from the early '50s in a full-color REM-cycle dream; I keep friends with many military; personal acquaintances like Keith and Janet pop in from time to time; me and Naomi have a hoot (speaking of Streatham), and despise Galliano's nonsense...

Here's a diary entry from yesterday:

theories abound, including one that i'm mentally ill. I am. Duh.

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BTW, fancy new resources for those house-shopping in the 530 or adjacent area codes at my Gofundme site's latest update... Thanks!

Sacred Lotus

Original painting from 2012 or '13 (BY YOURS TRULY); acrylic, gold leaf, and rhinestones on birch board - probably destroyed by Tenderloin Neighborhood Development Corporation during my criminal displacement by Donald Falk, Nicole Grays, et alia after October 2014 - called "junk" or "trash" by Nicole, in point of fact....

....Not to mention, a lesser lotus on white paper (the characters reading, "Respect for those who came before; compassion for those who come after"):

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"From the deepest, darkest mud grows the most beautiful lotus."

A Little Tour of My BOO-DWAHR...updated 0400 PT...

Here is where the magic happens! (Also, what dude wouldn't want to make out with me in this room?)

...UPDATED DOWN POST 0400 PACIFIC TIME 23-9-2017...

First, me (with dog)... KISSY FACE!

Shelves lined with books and activities. AND PORN! (Please note the floating lapidary display I'm working on for Joyce at the local museum, on the desk)...

Closet full of clothes, a bit of color accentuating it (Eric, your old football jerseys have been washed for that thing you're doing down in Ventura, hanging on my side with the clean stuff)...

Dubious art collection, cork board, iconography, full bed with luxe 400-thread count sheets...

Detail by door: an old strega trick to combat some Ecuadorian brujeria from you-know-where and you-know-who...

SOON TO BE PICTURED: MY NIGHTSTAND...

...AND HERE'S THE UPDATE as of 0400 BEALE/VANDENBERG:

My sexy nightstand, with all I need except lube (ooh-rah!), which is on the desk...

My own, personal Shark vacuum, which I use to detail the car, as well as my new-to-me Chinese wicker picnic basket -- good for outings to a park, say, in Alameda (hint, hint, somebody with a high-and-tight...)

And my sexy pedicure... SO INTIMATE, Y'ALL!

...update out...

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Welcome to a typical shopping/cleaning day:

Having some homemade limeade, making a shopping list...

While making (in my $10 Walmart Crock Pot - for realz!) chicken noodle soup left over from half a rotisserie chicken; even the bones went into it, and got soft for dog treats or people treats; I gave the next door neighbor a bowl for his health on his 90th birthday...

...And contented myself with a Hindoo lunch: saffron rice gussied up with shallots (and saffron's expensive, Mr. Turmeric!); fresh spinach; walnuts, jack-colby and mozzarella; and a glass of half-and-half...

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Nat'l Security cry for help, courtesy of  CONSCIENTIOUS CITIZEN W. E., who photographed these in - REALLY - Willows/Orland/Ukiah California -- WHO CAN HONESTLY TELL, IN TODAY'S KIM JONG UN AMERICA???

Remember: if you see something, SAY SOMETHING HELLA FUCKED UP -- loose lips sink ships, so make sure yours are sucking dick or eating pussy after hitting the glass dick!

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My lip gloss is cool... My lip gloss is poppin'...

Whatchu know 'bout me? Whatchu know 'bout me?

请帮助房屋翻新费用！谢谢！

家の改修費用を手伝ってください！

Onegai shimasu...

Capucine

Desperation... Mikey, won't you marry me soon?

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Got a mi-nikui but okay start to the morning...

Had coffee...

Walked the dog...

Blew some clouds...

...And prepped a couple of paintings to hang; cleaned them and such; one's a leaf I did in acrylic on a canvas board, and the other's an oil can by Rick Darnell - also acrylic, but on matte board... My curatorial skills be hella jamming...

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Got a lot done in Willows (95988, off the I-5) today:

...Ordered new tires and a rotation at Safety Tire for Eric's old Volt, and got a great deal...

...Ordered breakfast, where I saw one of Willows' only lesbian couples...Flashed our secret sign LOL - kimochi ee yo...

...Had the taco salad and coffee, said "hi" to Mayra and Steph...

...And finished up at Walmart: among other things, got a new toilet seat and lid, which I installed as soon as I got home; MY TOILET IS NOW THE BOMB DIGGITY YO!

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As always, would love some help with our housing situation... Much thug luv! PEACE!

Random Today

Headed to Willows, CA (95988) for lunch, shopping (Mom has physical therapy.) Ansaphone is on, my cell has minutes...

PS: please help us fix our living situation: www.gofundme.com/way-house-renovation-campaign

Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Using Instant Oatmeal...

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I love you, I love you, I love you (for Mike T. from the 707)

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Please help me with housing!

Gofundme.com

MONDAY, 11-9-2017, 0900 PT

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Second attempt with rough-puff pastry making tarts... Making apple, blueberry (the filling's got Pendell's mountain honey from Stonyford, CA, where I am still stuck! Anyway, good to be stuck here as I usually am -- don't listen to the deputies, as theirs are the asses usually not up here; the upside of being "the Personification of Misinformation" is that I know my own truth, and the horse's mouth... -- and Pendell's has the enzymes I need, as well as the anti-allergy properties that help, particularly during spring, summer, and early autumn... I HAVE FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES BEEN STUCK HERE IN HEAVEN FOR 2 YEARS GRUMBLE GRUMBLE...)

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余やそなたら,買いは入らない

このうちはびんぼうなものなんだ

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Been told in a dream I could get my man killed just by wanting him, by loving him, by wanting to see him before I die, so no begging today...

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Fucked-up mole (smells tangier than it is; about to be strained; added some blueberries, honey this go-round -- just ate the dregs 0929 PT, and if I may say so: BEEYOTCH, IT IS DA SAUCE, TOO MUCH FOR SOME!):

(A scarecrow's portion -- Thanks, Krakowski, for the title of your latest mystery novel! -- goes to Walmart #02053 for fucking up kids in your employ, and for getting rid of the best people for the wrongiest reasons, for misusing your awesomest employees, and for forgetting that WE ALL KNOW YOU PEOPLE HAVE WALMEX TO THANK FOR THE FACT THAT YOUR UGLY, ANTEBELLUM ASSES ARE STILL IN BUSINESS! Salud!)

And if I don't get to see a certain Angela: Yes, I wanted to kill you in a reflexive instant, but thank the angels that never happened.... At a point, I was even proud of the fact that I should have stomped on you in the back of Protestant (!) church that one time, had it not been for God and the methylamphetamine I was on.... You would have been happy -- maybe? -- that not a conspiracy of hatred was doing you in.... Let's grow up, shall we? Both of us, I mean! Just keep your shoes off the bed, and your bag off the floor, and good will come to you -- life doesn't have to be hell... Besame mucho.

Anyway, the mole is sitting in my fridge as of pressing "PUBLISH," and I don't want it to break down any more! (Though I'm pretty sure it's settled and can be fridged for a week to a fortnight....)

Multipurpose Surveillance Contractors ... OF THE GODS???

Approximately 0545 PST to the East: A great burning wheel in the sky, as written of in Ezekiel... Or some paranoid anti-government screed.

Later, it's barely visible, but there... KEEP WATCHING THE SKIES! THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE! I WANT TO BELIEVE!

"I would be, like, you know, if like, Erich von Däniken and Thor Heyerdahl had, so, um, like, bareback butt babies that lived -- nigga wha? Dang, I don't know who's the top and who's the bottom, so get off me! Callate!" Ancient Astronauts Expert Ariana Grande (hella outta shit)

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Begging for assistance with housing... Especially because we're over the County line -- a trip with the Glenn programs that offer assistance; also, much of the ask going to demolition and removal costs...