Ideal Wedding

Common-law ceremony at a local church; reception at a social hall or other rentable mess with Chinese/Japanese buffet (baby octopi, 滷鸭舌 or marinaded duck tongues...), sheet cake (white) with our likenesses airbrushed thereon, assigned seating, red paper lanterns, Korbel Brut fountain, Chinese and jazz musicians; city hall or county clerk; week-long honeymoon that could include Amtrak, camping locally - hopefully will involve travel to Mexico or Niagara Falls...

(Paypal, Venmo, GoFundMe account links to the right,  in the sidebar titled William R. Way)