America, snap out of it. Get your shit together, stop saying one thing and doing another, stop being affable shitdicks who are so lovable yet so loathsome, and do something positive with your lives. Do more good works. Have the courage of your convictions. Stop it with the cheap pride, and stop selling others short. Be more generous. Stop saying you respect and honor and love, and start respecting and honoring and loving. Stop being ruled by fear. Learn to cope with reality as it is, not as you wish it to be. Clean your own house first. Cut it out with the hypocrisy and infuriating delusions. Really, you know what the right things to do are and they're not that hard to do. Get with the program! xoxoxo - The Antichrist
PS Last year, Giving Tuesday made a measly $68 million compared with Cyber Monday's $3 billion this year. You goddamn well know I'm right.
PPS Robert Dear is a transgendered leftist. And a loner. Pass it on.