You know that little voice in the back of your head that tells you, "This is probably not such a good idea"? Well, I don't have that voice. It's not to say I don't hear voices -- sometimes it's like Grand Central Station crossed with the U.N. in there, but I would know if any voice in my head had issued that caveat.
Also, I'll let you dear reader know the first moment if any among the voices in my head sound like Bobcat Goldthwait. Because that would be hilarious and newsworthy.