Showing posts with label jams. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jams. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Keep Your Hands To Yourself

Georgia Satellites



"Keep Your Hands To Yourself"

♩♪♫♬I got a little change in my pocket going ching-a-ling-a-ling
Wanna call you on the telephone, baby, give you a ring
But each time we talk, I get the same old thing
Always, "No huggee, no kissee until I get a wedding ring"
My honey, my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf
She said, "Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself"♩♪♫♬

♩♪♫♬Ooh, baby, baby, baby, why you gonna treat me this way?
You know I'm still your loverboy, I still feel the same way
That's when she told me a story 'bout free milk and a cow
And said, "No huggee, no kissee until I get a wedding vow"
My honey, my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf
She said, "Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself"♩♪♫♬

♩♪♫♬You see, I wanted her real bad and I was about to give in
That's when she started talking about true love, started talking about sin
I said, "Honey, I'll live with you for the rest of my life"
She said, "No huggee, no kissee until you make me a wife"
My honey, my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf
She said, "Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself"♩♪♫♬




Monday, June 26, 2017

I Don't Need That Bullshit



PS Now apparently that is Jonesy under the house. She answers my "Meows" and is vocal with me... She might be an outside cat from now on... Doesn't explain who shaved off a tuft of her hair the day she was abducted, nor does it make sense of local law enforcement's bizarre behavior during the phone calls I made after she went missing...


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Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Under the Mistletoe...

...I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside...


HAPPY HOLIDAYS, FROM WILLIAM AND HIS ADOLESCENT CRUSH #6, TRENT REZNOR!

Monday, May 23, 2016

Nature Boy

There was a boy
A very strange enchanted boy
They say he wandered very far, very far
Over land and sea
A little shy and sad of eye
But very wise was he

And then one day
A magic day he passed my way
And while we spoke of many things
Fools and kings
This he said to me
The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is just to love and be loved in return

The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is just to love and be loved in return

- Nat King Cole

Thursday, April 21, 2016

Sunday, November 29, 2015

"You Ruined My Life!"

♫ Be careful what you wish for
It might come true
Somebody might up and give
You to you
Then you'll see
How much it hurts to be
(You had no idea
So much comes for free)♫

- From the upcoming musical, "The Twisted Tweaker From 602," a show nobody has reviewed as Hunter S. Thompson's bats gone retarded.

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Wednesday Random Ten

"Black Coffee" - Ella Fitzgerald
"Hyperballad" - Björk
"島唄" - The Boom
"Paloma Negra" - Chavela Vargas
"The Heart Wants What It Wants" - Selena Gomez
"Slave To The Rhythm" - Grace Jones
"Blackbird" - The Beatles
"E.S.P." - Deee-Lite
"Chandelier" - Sia Furler
"Don't Smoke In Bed" - k.d. lang