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She Works Hard For Your Money...

1. Perks include rosehips.

2. What? I was overly emotional, had post-nasal drip.

3. I won't be truly happy until the young man behind the "bureaucratic oversight by personnel" stamp on my 10/4/2017 letter is in my arms. (Also, I know she hates his kind, but Bishop Briggs should officiate at our dream wedding. Chuuu! <3).

4. I want to go on a road trip to Idaho... But I know who I want to see - someone who may or may not be anymore, but I have it on faith that he is and is doing well... (hex! hex! at evils...)

5. I'm trying to focus here... Also, if it takes you getting beat up to get your head out of your ass... Well, after you get here beat up, I'll fix you something to eat and you can tell me all about it...

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(After work:

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As always, paypal, gofundme and venmo links to the right, in the sidebar under William R. Way

Last of the Xmas Shopping: Chico Mall!

Chico Mall is radical to the max, totally tubular: it has a JC Penney AND a Forever 21 (with, I swear to GOD, the ugliest shit I've ever seen on a department store rack - I may be 40 and too old, but I'm pretty sure I still know better... BLECH!) I am happy to see a Torrid, though (hold the Beth Lisick jokes, please!), and I was able to find lovely body oil for mom, socks for my brother, and Dick's Sporting Goods is always the tops for tennis shoes, throwing knives, et cetera...

But to start, we just had to eat at Red Lobster:

And to everyone: Happy Holidays and Safe Shopping!

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(Feeling naughty or nice? Either way, links to my Gofundme, Paypal and Venmo accounts are to the right, in the sidebar under William R. Way... KTHNXBAI!)

Le Petit Vendredi Noir

Ahh, that bathroom... So in need of renovation/replacement (the whole house, really...)

...Lookin' sharp, larger little brother (who puts a lot of love into the News Coulomb, and is passionate about the future of electric vehicles.)

Crossing the bridge...

Dang that's not my best picture (I look like I've just come back from an all-night rave, and I'm 40! - Which I am, of course...)

Who's texting at dinner (partially obscured: my mom's dog-bitten face; it looks like I threw something at her in a fit.)

Delicious offerings at Black Bear Diner, Willows (just off of Interstate 5 - thank you Kory and staff!)

...Finally, to get our sundries in the dark (PM, that is...)

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, READERS!

Chico, Rolling Hills Casino, Walmart...

Last full day the Way family gets to spend together as a threesome until next month...

...Driving past Snow Mountain and Stonyford, through Glenn County, and on to...

...Butte County (pop. 220,000 - *AHEM*, gay hookup sites and statistical likelihoods...), and the city of Chico!

Chico is home to Chico State University, Butte College (attended by none other in the past than Green Bay Packers QB and sexy NorCal goober Aaron Rodgers), cell phone towers (pictured), and...

...The Home Depot, where we went shopping for trees...

...And saw lots of flowers...

...And bricks...

...And more flowers...

...Even a bird of paradise! In October!

(Scenic Butte College, a junior college in the North State - colloquially known as Butt University, or Booty School.)

(Chico Refinery)

(Anna Karenina on the WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS, DAWG!)

(Orchards!)

(Yours truly getting close to the casino buffet, and the answer to the mystery of why our stomachs grumble.)

(Our driver, and contributor to the News Coulomb, Eric Way.)

I'm on a see-food diet: I see it, I eat it! (At Rolling Hills Casino, from which I've never been ejected - kicked out for winning!)

...And then, finally, Walmart (of course we're at Walmart - that's Deutsch cheese, yo!)

Last of the Pictures (For a While) From San Francisco...

Eucalyptus at the Presidio...

Bennington grad Rick Darnell, of Tenderloin Art Lending Library, who informed me that two of my pieces, a diptych, were stolen by art thieves or cultists...

Powell and Market, where the City rolls its sidewalks up by 1800 Pacific Standard, LOL...

Oddly tearjerking plaque at the entrance to that new park at Nob Hill... That park with the EVIL layout...

Nob Hill, with another view of Salesforce Tower (Formerly known as Transbay Tower, it's 326 meters tall! Nothing that tall ever could have been built in San Francisco before innovations in seismic countermeasures...)

*Ding-ding*... My favorite way to make Rice-a-Roni is without the seasoning pack, and with some rinsed, canned chicken... Great for sick people! I made some for Wayne B. when he was in and out of chemo, and he loved it...

A Little Tour of My BOO-DWAHR...updated 0400 PT...

Here is where the magic happens! (Also, what dude wouldn't want to make out with me in this room?)

...UPDATED DOWN POST 0400 PACIFIC TIME 23-9-2017...

First, me (with dog)... KISSY FACE!

Shelves lined with books and activities. AND PORN! (Please note the floating lapidary display I'm working on for Joyce at the local museum, on the desk)...

Closet full of clothes, a bit of color accentuating it (Eric, your old football jerseys have been washed for that thing you're doing down in Ventura, hanging on my side with the clean stuff)...

Dubious art collection, cork board, iconography, full bed with luxe 400-thread count sheets...

Detail by door: an old strega trick to combat some Ecuadorian brujeria from you-know-where and you-know-who...

SOON TO BE PICTURED: MY NIGHTSTAND...

...AND HERE'S THE UPDATE as of 0400 BEALE/VANDENBERG:

My sexy nightstand, with all I need except lube (ooh-rah!), which is on the desk...

My own, personal Shark vacuum, which I use to detail the car, as well as my new-to-me Chinese wicker picnic basket -- good for outings to a park, say, in Alameda (hint, hint, somebody with a high-and-tight...)

And my sexy pedicure... SO INTIMATE, Y'ALL!

...update out...

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Welcome to a typical shopping/cleaning day:

Having some homemade limeade, making a shopping list...

While making (in my $10 Walmart Crock Pot - for realz!) chicken noodle soup left over from half a rotisserie chicken; even the bones went into it, and got soft for dog treats or people treats; I gave the next door neighbor a bowl for his health on his 90th birthday...

...And contented myself with a Hindoo lunch: saffron rice gussied up with shallots (and saffron's expensive, Mr. Turmeric!); fresh spinach; walnuts, jack-colby and mozzarella; and a glass of half-and-half...

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Nat'l Security cry for help, courtesy of  CONSCIENTIOUS CITIZEN W. E., who photographed these in - REALLY - Willows/Orland/Ukiah California -- WHO CAN HONESTLY TELL, IN TODAY'S KIM JONG UN AMERICA???

Remember: if you see something, SAY SOMETHING HELLA FUCKED UP -- loose lips sink ships, so make sure yours are sucking dick or eating pussy after hitting the glass dick!

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My lip gloss is cool... My lip gloss is poppin'...

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