"If I'm sincere today, what does it matter if I regret it tomorrow?" 

José Saramago

As per usual, if you're ever feeling the compulsion to donate (and you trust it, el-oh-el...) please dig my links to the right for gofundme, paypal or venmo...

UPDATE: Flashpay ID 3615151797 (As I'm getting terribly hard-up... Anyone, anyone? Thanks!)