The Hollow Man

Two calls to customer service (alas I did *not* ask for a supervisor, but still...) Snail mail: too EXTREME? ARGHHH!

Frame job of yours truly increasingly unlikely.... Weirdos. (Check it, Smeck!) But I must say, Virginia had a sour attitude last week. Maybe...

Just to prove I'm not some bad egg who got lucky with some foreign matter-contaminated ground beef from the EVIL CORPORATION THAT CANNO...

MY NAME IS PEACHES, MOTHERFUCKER!

TRUMP SUPPORTERS BE ALL LIKE:  "What is Hillary hiding?!? [huff]" AND CLINTON SUPPORTERS BE ALL LIKE:  "Not her dewlap, gir...

(Well, I guess it's better than: "Your teen comes home smelling like semen, and the voices in your head tell you he's on met...

...I would broach the subject of underwriting the construction of a new wing at San Francisco General Hospital.  It would be devoted to pati...

No, seriously, I'm never doing methamphetamine again.  It's just as they said, a gateway drug, leading to harder things, like erecti...

Fee fie FOE fumble ... (My favorite part, of course, is when the party that fell flat on its face then pops up with a triumphant TA-DA!!!)

Q.  "Is it acceptable to use the term 'reach out' in the workplace?" A.  It is only if you're a member of The Four T...

I would create a Tinder profile, but it seems my job title, "Apparent Victim With A Twist" isn't " hot ," and won...

The old bolsheviks admonished us to kill all the landlords, but in my opinion (one echoing the experiences of Woodie Guthrie ), low-income h...

Issue one:  I have a rather scathing and witty opinion of that element of program that uses the social stigma attached to HIV in order to in...

My friend Aric once told me, "Will, most people are stupid scum who are not worth your time."  I didn't argue with that, but I...

So a multi-billion-dollar, several-year behavioral modification project involving subjects that may number in the hundreds if not thousands ...

...to "prove" anything, but I think when I get paid next month I'm just going to go ahead and buy an otoscope, and post a pict...

Fergie  learned her lesson.

When I was a little boy, my father would always tell me, "Life isn't fair."  But he was wrong, like he proved to be wrong abou...

To count my blessings even as I pray for rain .

We see it every day in the news:  crime, war, sex, drugs, corruption, bad driving.  If only you had the world's ear... Are people too ...