SOOPER ALERT: ATTN: Apertskid (AIM/AOL)

As we all know, AOL Instant Messenger will be a fond memory by December, 2017. So before I lose my chance, I'll periodically send this alert out from Blogspot/Facebook/Twitter/Tumblr/elsewhere...

apertskid from AOL INSTANT MESSENGER/AIM, please respond! Here in comments, or to williamrobertway1977@gmail.com!

I know that somebody with Apert's Syndrome got this, my old screenname - Apertskid - and that I would love to strike up correspondence/friendship with this person. I think it's a guy, but I'm not psychic...

Much love,

Joke of a Dude, or, That Damn Shame of a Sissy, Will Way