Here's A Tip

I would encourage the younger guys -- guys who served in Afghanistan and Iraq -- to watch FIRST BLOOD (1982).  Excellent movie for them.

(See?  Huh?  That'll teach you to be homeless and a veteran...)

Brief Hiatus

A quick, several-day retreat to ask a Gardnerian coven of labrys-wielding lesbians in Mendocino to cast a prosperity spell for yours truly...

America, 2016

The nerve...

The Hollow Man's Advice Column: "On Professionalism"

Q.  "Is it acceptable to use the term 'reach out' in the workplace?"

A.  It is only if you're a member of The Four Tops.  Otherwise, absolutely not.

She'll Always Be Wearing A Raspberry Beret...

"Only way to get to where you've never been is to party like you ain't gonna party again." - Prince

So Far, We've Apparently Moved On To New Things...

Great news, everybody:  I will no longer be reprising my lead in Miss Tina Productions' FIELD OF SCREAMS ([STAGY, PSYCHOSIS-LIKE VOICEOVER WHISPER]: "If you shoot him, they will come...")

Let the future begin...